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I will eat your soul!

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:18:47 GMT

Bruce Campbell thinks not! *blows zombie head off with shotgun along with saying catchy phrase 'Eat this')

And if any of you got that, it will show you that I just saw Evil Dead II. And it was amazing. Boss Hawg. Everyone needs to see Bruce Campbells lack of acting and everything. It's hilarious. It tops Rambo II on the Scale-o-Cheesiness

Also, me and Brendan and Alec went downtown yesterday and we had fun. Adn we spent money. (we got a total of 5 cds together)

(godzilla's) eatin' dust - Fu Manchu

Danzig - Danzig

Loverock - Guitar Wolf

Trans Canada HIghway - Boards of Canada

Rats Sing Sing - Gogogo Airheart

I also borrowed "Devils" - The 69 Eyes from Alec. And it is amazing. Most music is.

...yeah

Nothing has ahppened so far with Ross and I's band "Bang!". (to be reminecent of "Wham!")

I dub thee Sir Phobos, knight of Mars, beater of ass!

MMYEESSS

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:07:56 GMT

Today.
Today today today.

I woke up around 10:30. Played solitare on ipod for an hour (woo!!)
Then I ate breakfast (a penut butter sandwich) and took a shower.
Then I went to the downtown (hums song from littel shop of horrors) with Brendikins and Aleckins. Yeah. I mooched breadsticks off of Brendikins.
Then they got a Fu Manchu CD which is pretty good.

Well I also borrowed Sealab 2021 from Brendikins, and its amazingly funny.

We made a coolness meter:

(from least cool to most cool)

Lucky!

Cool!

Damn, sucka!

Wicked!

Sick!

Wicked Sick!

Gnarly!

Boss!

Boss hawg!

and finally:
Thats some straight up David Copperfield shit right there!

I'm making a flash animation of the meter (with various examples and how cool they are.

Boss.

Ross says that the motorcycle named "the Steve McQueen" is boss hawg.

Hmm

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:37:42 GMT

Well I decided to update. Because I'm really bored.

Yeah.

Today I went to the doctor to get a physical for cross country (woo!). But then they ended up giving me two shots. I hate shots. They make me arms all hurty. Then i went downtown with Max, Aidan, and the Sexy Beast. We played pool. Me and the Sexy Beast kicked Maxes and Aidans collective asses. Yeah. Then we wen tto my house. and then they left.

Well.

I found some relaly cool electronica, heres a list of awesome electronica bands

Aphex Twin

Amon Tobin

Boards of Canada

K.M.F.D.M.

Squarepusher

I highly suggest you check them out, cause electronica is awesome. I also discovered some cool bands such as the Eagles of Death Metal and Queensryche. Everyone needs to check out the Syd Barret albums of Pink Floyd. (those are the three albums he released while with the band). They are Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Relics, and a Saucerful of Secrets. They are all very good (if you like weird stuff). I just got Violater - Depeche Mode and that ha sa lot of good songs on it. Theres a lot of great music out there. Check it all out. Now. Right now.

Grokking ended :( But the result of it was an insanely awesome video. This video included Chuck norris eating George Michaels soul!! And Ross and I performing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham!. It was awesome. WE got somelittle kids to act the audience, and some of them looked as if they were going to cry near the end. Hhehehe.

And thats all.

You know, if people bug me enuogh, i might post more.

Stolen quiz thingy

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:25:56 GMT

Opening credits: Helen Wheels - Wings

Waking up: Shenandoah - Bill Frisell

Average day: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Beatles

First date: A Self Called Nowhere - TMBG

Falling in love: C'mon - Junior Senior

Breaking up: I Walk Along Darkened Corriders - TMBG (part of fingertips)

Getting back together: Help! - Beatles

Lifes okay: Blown Away - Pixies

Mental breakdown: Miscellany - The Chieftans

Driving: Flash - Queen (uh oh)

Flashback: I Love Rocky Road - Weird Al (huh)

Partying: I Want You - Elvis Costello

Happy dance: Too Much of Heaven - Eiffel 65 (HAHAHA)

Regretting: New Angel of Promise - David Bowie

Long night alone: Never Win - Fischerspooner

Death scene: Alternative Candidate (demo) - David Bowie (uh thats really awkward)

End Credits: Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Google Video

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:08:26 GMT

For all you Video ipod people that cant download good videos in the right format (like jamacia), go to google video, and if you find a good video you can download it (usually) in mpeg4 format just go to download and select video ipod.
video.google.com !

Woo.

Yeah.

So.

eh.

Lordi - Blood Red Sandman

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:11:27 GMT

Another amazing finnish band.

the 69 eyes - devils

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:59:17 GMT

Finnish bands rule.

Woo

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:57:26 GMT

Im going ot lollapalooza!

and im getting an ipod..

and i get to see Gnarls Barkley and the Flaming lips and more live.. woo!

amazing videos part 2

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:31:48 GMT

another amazing video

Best video on earth

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:27:57 GMT

hehe wonderful video
a-ha is amazing

huh

Fri, 19 May 2006 21:35:27 GMT

Because you guys are all trying to get me to post AGAIN i will do so. I might post tomorrow and the most i will post in a row is three days. Unless you guys anag me about it. so there. fine.

Yeah.

i finally met katherine. and jamacia almost killed me about my beautiful locks. and.. yeah..

sex.

yeah.

erg damnit i dont know what to say.

livejournal is mean.

yawn

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:40:35 GMT

sorry I havent updated, but I'm just a really lazy butt. And I only know a couple of people who use livejournal.. yeah..

Young Winds starts wayy too early.. *yawns*

but its still fun, cause I am in Chambers, with Evan and Maxwell (the sailor boy). So its fun..

Im going to go make fun of Jesus

In short, I am an awful person.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 23:49:55 GMT

Sorry if this offends anyone

I COULDNT HELP IT!
GOD MADE ME DO IT!

haha its funny though...
heres the original pic that I traced

Ugh

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 01:06:05 GMT

I hate Ms. Martin. Seriosuly. She is one of the worst teachers I have ever had. And I get her for another year. Today she lectured to us about a certain kind of bibliography format for 45 minutes. Ugh.

Otherwise my day was fine. My French teacher let me borrow a cool cd, by Louise Attaque.

Me and Jamacia had the longest argument (30 + minutes) about whether penises were better than vaginas. We got really mean, but it was hilarious. Heh.

And nothing else happened, that I can remember.

Woah, looking back on my day i didnt do anything.

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 00:36:12 GMT

I didnt do anything today! I just sat around.. and did homework.. and messed about in flash. and thats it. but something did come out of my day, I was learning how to transpose converted bass lines to real bass lines, and what did I do? I took a bunch of bass tab from the INTERNET and converted it into non-converted bass music, which is the same as tuba music, and so now i can play the main riff of Iron Man and the main riff of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on tuba. That is so awesome.

Yeah.

Hmmm.. lets post a picture!

tasty!

Well im updating, and maybe ill update more, but im too lazy

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:00:57 GMT

Well today was interesting.
I woke up way too early, and took a shower while still half asleep. its cold in the morning.
Then i went to Young Winds, which was cool, cause im in evan and bentons group, and theyre awesome.
Then i went home and max and sam and benton came over, we had fun. Then we went to see Nanny McPhee, cause it was supposed to be so bad it was funny, but it wasnt. It sucked. The theater was full, and some hick bitches (ooh it rhymes!) had taken out seats and moved our stuff that was saving them into a pile. That ticked me off. We then had to sit in the front row, which sucks. And sam lost a video game or something, and the whole floor was sticky, and it was hell before the movie even started. And then we sat through a really crappy movie. It was so unenjoyable that it wasnt even laughable.

And then i went home and was bored. then i watched family guy, which is silly. and then im here, so yeah. I didnt really do anything interesting.

Meh.

Yay! another post

Sat, 12 Nov 2005 23:57:29 GMT

Ok. Evan convinced me to update again. So I will try to.
Yesterday i saw A Midsummer Nights Dream.
And it was extremely awsome. I loved it.
Puck did two handless cartwheels. And lots of other magicalness.
And it was cool

I also had a guitar recital practice. The real things tomorrow, and itll be cool because i am playing "Yesterday" -Beatles
and a waltz.. one of the Fernando Carulli (sp) versions

And I think I can actually play them.
I am also playing in an ensemble with cool people and that will be fun.

my really annoying science teacher gave us a take home test..
not so hard right?
and it wasnt hard. but it took me an hour and a half to find all the answers... im tired

Well I hope everyone is glad that i updated.

Also in kingdom of loathing, if anyone were to give me lots and lots of cloaca grenades I might pay them like 2,000 meat per.
Heh..

I want to learn bianary and then translate letters into bianary and then i could creat some sort of translator!
heh

Meh

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:10:53 GMT

I havent updated. No one cares. Unfortunatley, I was planing to wake up everyone at 12:01 this morning, and say that I woke you up when September ended, just to annoy all you Green Day freaks out there. Im sorry but I dont like green day. meh.

Re-Post

Sat, 01 Oct 2005 23:07:25 GMT

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

woah.. i actually had comments!

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:40:51 GMT

I actually had comments! wow! thanks
livali
and
</span>rockyhorrorfan_
!!!
Well we did more ISTEPS
and we played soccer in gym
and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*sigh*
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Orthodontics, happy day

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:42:31 GMT

I get to have a hinge in my mouth so that it closes right. Crap. and braces as well. Ahh well...
I got to miss gym for the dentist.. and most of french class. Overall today was ok.. ISTEPS uber suck... but i got to chat and stuff for a while... meh Im gonna go work on my site

ill update

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 21:23:37 GMT

Ok.. ok ... im updateing... im sorry im lazy, but no one really cares about what i did..
well i took isteps.. or crapsteps
its SO boring.. and the book i meant to read i finished in homeroom
so i was bored
and people have been bugging me to finish my site..
so.. *sigh* i guess ill work on it..

woops

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 19:16:32 GMT

sorry bout not updating.... i was too busy watching night of the living dead
and sleeping
i finished a bunch of homework.. but I still have more
uhm i saw Sky High again... its so funny and stupid

Well....

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 21:58:43 GMT

Non descript day. meh
i started kingdom of loathing (www.kingdomofloathing.com)
It rules...
nothing else really happened

LEETMAN

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:46:23 GMT

IT IS COMPLETE! A GAME FOR THE AGES!!!!
http://home.insightbb.com/~alternatespud/leetman.html !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!